Delusions of Grandeur

You see, this is what happens when madlibs meet the internet

Posted on: January 26, 2004


Once upon a time there has a young POPE named DANIEL. He was SUCCESSFULLY FLYING in the SILLY forest when he met BEAUTIFUL JASON, a run-away BLACKSMITH from the FANTASTIC Queen JESSICA.

DANIEL could see that BEAUTIFUL JASON was hungry so he reached into his ZIPLOC BAG and give him his ANACHRONISTIC ITALIAN. BEAUTIFUL JASON was thankful for DANIEL‘s ITALIAN, so he told DANIEL a very APPLE FLAVORED story about Queen JESSICA‘s daughter ANGELA. How her mother, the FANTASTIC Queen JESSICA, kept her locked away in a CATHEDRAL protected by a gigantic DRAGON, because ANGELA was so STRANGE.

DANIEL RAN. He vowed to BEAUTIFUL JASON the BLACKSMITH that he would save the STRANGE ANGELA. He would FALL the DRAGON, and take ANGELA far away from her eveil mother, the FANTASTIC Queen JESSICA, and RULE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PURPLE RAIN and BEAUTIFUL JASON the BLACKSMITH began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DRAGON from his story. FANTASTIC Queen JESSICA DROVE out from behind a SHOE and struck DANIEL dead. In the far off CATHEDRAL you could hear a BUZZ.


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